Quick, before I get Sidetrack'd

You know you’re a Momma when…

Thoughtfully penned on May 23rd, 2008 and generally concerning E, Housework, J, Life with littles, Motherhood

…at the end of the day you have spit-up on the front and back of your shirt and your bra

…in addition to all the spit-up there is new-baby poop on your shorts

…you are happy to have time to clean the bathrooms

…four hours of consecutive sleep is a great night’s sleep

…you never know where on your person you might have various unidentifiable substances

…you have more joy in watching two little people grow and develop than you ever thought possible 

Noise from the peanut gallery

  1. hyperactive lu · May 23rd, 2008 at 8:07 am

    so true! love it!

  2. Nancy Bozarth · May 23rd, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    A mother’s perfume for years to come.

  3. Lauren@Baseballs&Bows · May 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    I have a friend who is taking a baby home today (adopting). I am so excited for her to experience all these Mommy things!

  4. Aubrey · May 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    Amen. That spit up on the bra thing always got me…such talent in one so young!

  5. Peanut Butter and Jelly Boats · May 26th, 2008 at 8:36 am

    SO, so very true!

  6. Adventures In Babywearing · May 27th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Aw- so very true.

    Steph

  7. Leah · May 28th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    very true! :) i’m grossed out and amazed most of my life now!