So, last night the dinner conversation somehow turned to pirates. I don’t know exactly how it happens, but it tends to be a pretty regular thing around here.
Anyway, we were talking about whether or not pirates drink smoothies. E insisted that pirates do, in fact, drink smoothies. Matt asked how she knew….
Matt: “Have you ever met a smoothie drinking pirate?”
Matt: “When did you meet any pirate, let alone a smoothie drinking pirate?”
E: “The other morning, while you were at work and mommy was sleeping. A pirate came into my room. His name was Boyfriend. He was a very, very nice pirate!”
I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes!